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honestly my nipples could carve the venus de milo out of diamond right now it is so cold

October 21st with 240 notes


tryna get the teachers attention likeimage

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October 21st with 114,806 notes


walking a drunk friend like


October 21st with 220,205 notes

save these exploding women




A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

October 20th with 118,596 notes

and we’re back.


i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

October 20th with 135,544 notes


if someone makes fun of you for calling yourself cute or having self confidence just print your selfie out, stick it inside a get well soon card and give it to them

October 20th with 3,727 notes